Wonderful stuff, must show my Dad that ! I am going to hospital for 4 days on monday, over here you have to sign this and answer that... I am in fact as pure as Mother Teresa! Too good to be true, ticked NO all the time, don't drink now much ever etc.. It's me that will fall down dead with a heart attack, carry on drinking I say!!
Drink less, Luce as far as I can tell it's the only vice you have, you stick with it girl!
I'm phobic about doctors too, never go unless dying. Hate dentists too. I swear that my teeth are worse after I have been just like when the car comes back from a service!
I just had to laugh about you lying about your alcohol consumption. When I went for my pre op assessment I told the nurse I drank about 6 units a week (big lie!), my hubby laughed his socks off when I told him. He said "You drink more than that in one day!". Apparently they never believe what you say you drink and always treble it anyway!
I also fear the blood pressure thing. I can't even look at it when I sit down. Usually, the nurse takes my blood pressure, then she turns out the lights and I lie down for a little bit, then, she comes back and takes it again.
it is funny how many of my patients get stressed about having their bp taken.
what has happened to england? i thought i could rely on titchy to maintain some sort of standards. i shall n'er be back now! alan smoking dope, rambo drunk in the corner! and heaven only knows what letty is up to! ;o(
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haha - must visit your allotment next time i'm there. good old alan
and good luck with that drinking-less thing.
(nah. course ya can't)
Don't we all underestimate our drinking when the doctor asks?!?!
Wonderful stuff, must show my Dad that ! I am going to hospital for 4 days on monday, over here you have to sign this and answer that... I am in fact as pure as Mother Teresa! Too good to be true, ticked NO all the time, don't drink now much ever etc.. It's me that will fall down dead with a heart attack, carry on drinking I say!!
Hehehe Poor old Alan!
Drink less, Luce as far as I can tell it's the only vice you have, you stick with it girl!
I'm phobic about doctors too, never go unless dying. Hate dentists too. I swear that my teeth are worse after I have been just like when the car comes back from a service!
I followed a link from lettuce and here I am.
I just had to laugh about you lying about your alcohol consumption. When I went for my pre op assessment I told the nurse I drank about 6 units a week (big lie!), my hubby laughed his socks off when I told him. He said "You drink more than that in one day!". Apparently they never believe what you say you drink and always treble it anyway!
I also fear the blood pressure thing. I can't even look at it when I sit down. Usually, the nurse takes my blood pressure, then she turns out the lights and I lie down for a little bit, then, she comes back and takes it again.
it is funny how many of my patients get stressed about having their bp taken.
what has happened to england? i thought i could rely on titchy to maintain some sort of standards. i shall n'er be back now! alan smoking dope, rambo drunk in the corner! and heaven only knows what letty is up to!
;o(
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